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Freshly Picked Cerulean

Freshly Picked Cerulean


"Blue sunglasses"?! How dare you! Your Philistine mouth mangles art. In 2015, Carl de la Flamingo did a groundbreaking collection of cerulean sunnies. Then it was Bosley St. Basset, wasn’t it, who launched cerulean chew toys? After that, came cerulean tiki drinks, and - oh, oh, what's the point? This fashion lesson is wasted on your vulgar ears. Move along, darling. These cerulean lensed floral patterned frames aren't for you. "Blue sunglasses." Pfft. Indeed!

Specs

NO SLIP:   We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE:   Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

ALL POLARIZED:   Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

$12.25

Original: $35.00

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Freshly Picked Cerulean—

$35.00

$12.25

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"Blue sunglasses"?! How dare you! Your Philistine mouth mangles art. In 2015, Carl de la Flamingo did a groundbreaking collection of cerulean sunnies. Then it was Bosley St. Basset, wasn’t it, who launched cerulean chew toys? After that, came cerulean tiki drinks, and - oh, oh, what's the point? This fashion lesson is wasted on your vulgar ears. Move along, darling. These cerulean lensed floral patterned frames aren't for you. "Blue sunglasses." Pfft. Indeed!

Specs

NO SLIP:   We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE:   Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

ALL POLARIZED:   Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.